a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"
I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier